Welcome, everyone, to another episode of ‘NALLA MADRAS’—where we dive into everything from soulful bhajans to, well, the more creative ways Indians have conquered the English language. Today, we’re taking you on a laugh-out-loud journey with the blog post, ‘Basically Unarmed: A Hilarious Tale of Indian English Speakers.’

You know those moments when ‘prepone’ makes its way into sentences like it belongs in the Oxford dictionary? Or when ‘off the light’ isn’t a suggestion but a direct order? Yeah, this one’s for all of us who’ve experienced the glorious chaos of Indian English—where grammar takes a backseat, but personality takes the wheel.

So, grab your filter coffee or chai, and let’s jump into this linguistic rollercoaster that proves English is ours now—we just use it better. Or at least, funnier