This episode has everything: weddings, god-tier drama, divine bribery, a man named Paris who ruins everything, and a giant wooden horse that absolutely no one questions.

We’re finally telling the story of the Trojan War—aka what happens when the gods aren’t invited to the group chat and take it very personally. Grace walks Kelso through every chaotic beat, from a passive-aggressive apple to the downfall of an entire city.

Who started it? Who made it worse? And why is everyone making the worst possible choices?

Spoiler: If you thought this war was fought for love… oh honey.

Strap in. This is mythology’s most dramatic breakup.

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