Us: We want to tell you our secret now.
Doctor: Okay.
Us: We see movies.
Doctor: Movies, like regular people do... in theaters and at home?
Us: No... More than regular people.
Doctor: How often do you see them?
Us: All the time. (Temperature dropping rapidly)
Us: They're everywhere. There are so many. With more coming out every day.
Doctor:
Us: And we also rewatch our old favorites over and over.
Doctor: (exhales icy cold breath)Us: And provide one-of-a-kind commentary tracks with trivia, fun facts, and our own observations. Like this one, about 1999's horror smash hit, The Sixth Sense. So don't be afraid to listen as we revisit this classic flick from a time in film history when filmmakers and audiences could still keep a secret.
You: (pressing play on this commentary track)
Us: We're feeling much better now.