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Chill with the Motherfunklers for takes on life’s conundrums and Orlando’s thriving food and drink scene. We’re locals with opinions—sharp, unfiltered, and a tad irreverent.
In this episode, Trevor’s birthday bash turns into a wellness gauntlet as he, Nick, and Pragasen spend a Sunday sampling every gadget the Ritz-Carlton spa can crank up—from a mis-managed cryo pod to calf-crushing massages that spark a flatulence standoff. Along the way, they unpack teenage “relationships,” the social toll of sobriety, and whether Orlando’s shiny new Michelin stars feel more like participation trophies.Topics Discussed:• Cryotherapy “professionals” who don’t know the freezer from the thermostat• Fart-fear during a birthday massage gone too deep• First-girlfriend confessions: dating, or just wishful thinking?• Bar Italia’s built-in tip—generous or heist?• Michelin stars in Orlando: earned sparkle or hometown hype?• Sober mingling when everyone else is marinating in mimosasOrlando Spots Mentioned• Ritz-Carlton Spa (Grande Lakes)• Vitaly Café — hidden lunch spot inside the spa• Keg Social — college chaos with watery cocktails• Zen — dumpling-powered dinner detour• Sushi Saint — unanimously crowned best sushi• Sparrow — stellar drinks, bread worth a rant• Bar Italia (Winter Park Village) — tasty plates, tip dramaGolden Nuggets:• A spa day can reset the mind and deflate the ego—embrace the plunge• Laughing at your awkward teen years builds empathy—and better date etiquette• Sobriety sharpens your B.S. radar; wield it wiselyTimestamps:00:00 Birthday-hangover intro03:00 Cryo confusion07:10 Cold vs cryo face-off09:00 Massage line handshake mishap13:10 How do you pronounce “massage”?19:40 First-girlfriend revelations31:00 Body-language rabbit hole36:00 Sober social filter40:30 Chasing birthday chaos sans booze52:00 Keg Social verdict55:00 Michelin rant & Vitaly praise57:30 Sushi Saint coronation61:00 Bar Italia tip tussleWhere to Find Us Funklers?Trevor — https://www.instagram.com/atomicchilisauceNick — https://www.instagram.com/orlandotriviaPragasen — https://www.instagram.com/talktoprAmanda - https://www.instagram.com/intuitivemuseEdd — https://www.instagram.com/eddsiu/"""
Motherfunkler
Chill with the Motherfunklers for takes on life’s conundrums and Orlando’s thriving food and drink scene. We’re locals with opinions—sharp, unfiltered, and a tad irreverent.
