For tonight’s tale, we meet Tomisaburo. Some of you may think you are familiar with that name, but you are mistaken. You have yet to meet Tomisaburo, but tonight you will be cured of that. For this is the night that Tomisaburo gets revenge on them boys for attacking him. That never happened, but the rumor is that he tried to tempt them with a haunted shamisen and they beat him for it. Since them boys did nothing to dispel the stories of this incident, the repercussions of it are going to occur. The tale of this incident will replace the false narrative being perpetuated by them boys and their ilk. For in this tale, Tomisaburo reminds them boys and the misfits they keep as pets that the unknown forces that weave their way around us are best left unknown. They can never be known, and it is the epitome of folly to assume any degree of familiarity with them. Tomisaburo will use a glass bottle to do this, and it will hurt like hell. This tale is violent and gruesome. Listener discretion is advised.