For tonight’s tale, we finally address the issue of the weasel, for he has been lurking in the background of these tales for far too long. While his story is as tragic as you probably think it is, there are supernatural elements woven throughout the weasel’s misspent life that may shock you. The weasel possesses supernatural powers that enabled it to survive the hatred all living creatures. These powers were given to him by a notorious fox deity by the name of Tomisaburo. He bestowed upon him unnatural abilities of transfiguration and regeneration. These gifts were given to him just to enable him to survive the torments he enacted on the weasel in jest. But when Tomisaburo meets the sinister dirt spider, the idle play, sick though it is, soon turns into a conspiracy to enslave the denizens of the ruined village.                     Tomisaburo and the dirt spider devise a plan to use the weasel as the tool he is to infiltrate the pharmaceutical company at the foot of the mountain of the wolf. Once inside, they will create a chemical that will enable them to manipulate the residents of the ruined village. But like all things from the village, this plan is also ruined. It is not long before the weasel catches the attention of the wolf deity, and the wolf deity does not like what he finds.             What follows is an account of how a cult removed the weasel’s bones from his body repeatedly. This account, which is an obvious fabrication, was accepted as the undisputed truth by all the denizens of the ruined village. They have been living in fear of the mountain village ever since, which doesn’t really say much for them.             Tonight’s tale contains a sarcastic account of a ridiculous bone removing ritual that would be disturbing if it was in any way believable. Moreover, it contains demons from hell, cult activity, profanity, and magical creatures engaging in antisocial behavior. Listener discretion is advised.