ISPF Official Theme Song: Here's a piggie There's a piggie And another little piggie Pinkie piggie Purple piggie Piggie, piggie, sloth Farting piggie Stinky piggie Rolling in the muddy piggie Everybody loves a piggie Piggie, piggie, sloth I was once a moo cow I lived in a barn But I never saw the way The horse would knit the yarn When I was my young calf self I witnessed piggie slaughter :( Now's there's leaves for my son And carrots for my daughter Oinking piggie Squealing piggie Butcher chasing obese piggie Sadly people eat the piggies Piggie, piggie... pork!