On today's MJ Morning Show: What did MJ forget to take home? Morons in the news Staffer for Massachusetts governor had cocaine delivered Villages morons Woman caught relieving herself in public is a judge Police officer on Zoom court call was pantsless MJ's Halloween block party Potatoes for Halloween Guy has a huge pumpkin dropped onto his Geo Metro MJ's candy Fester's car on loan from Veteran's Ford Diddy's prison location revealed Women under 30 getting plastic surgery It's Fester viewing, er, manatee viewing season at the TECO viewing center No new SNAP benefits this month, what will the reaction be? Google and Gmail Restaurant snapping back at bad reviews Something MJ does in the dark New homeowner finds body in house King Charles strips Prince Andrew of title Multiple arrested for being nude at non-nude beach How many pieces of mail does the USPS lose? Plane diverted to Tampa after turbulence Angry Joe airs out his grievances Look-A-Like candies Women smoking pot while pregnant Put aluminum foil on your front door for security See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.