Sounds like you've had a hard life.....RING THE BELL!

Midcard Matinee is back and ready to stomp a mudhole in bad movies and WALK IT DRY as they watch and discuss their first Stone Cold Steve Austin movie, The Condemned from 2007!

The crew breaks down the plot, as always, and talks about the highlights (and lowlights) from the film, power rank the character deaths and compare the wannabe Jeremy Piven bad guy to Vince McMahon himself! Once they dole out their star ratings, Stone Cold and The Condemned go toe-to-toe with the defending Midcard Matinee Movie Champion, Blockers starring John Cena, to see who takes the title!

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