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Midcard Matinee is back with the Dr. of Thuganomics, John Cena! The Cenation Commander-in-Chief is back to battle for the Midcard Matinee Movie Championship, this time in his first-ever starring role as John Triton in The Marine!

The crew breaks down the plot, as always, and talks about the highlights (and lowlights) from the film, Cena's work as an actor, the strange and frankly unsettling backstory of Dozer, Cena's ability to run through swamps and jump over logs, the ridiculous soundtrack, how terrible Predator was and much, much more! Once they dole out their star ratings, they'll see how The Marine stacks up to the current Midcard Matinee Movie Champion, The Longest Yard, with the title on the line!

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