wikiHow will tell you to invite your friend out for coffee to end the friendship... don't do that! We present to you How to Lose a Friend in 10 Days... We are not giving you a list of passive-aggressive, bad behaviours to chase your friend off. Instead here are our reflections on how to end a friendship in a respectful and empathetic way. Now this episode isn't a rom-com but we are two lover girls and you are sure to get some laughs. This episode takes place in 3 parts: (1) when is it time to lose a friend? (2)How do you end friendships? and (3)The aftermath. Warning: This advice may have a 100% success rate. (Warranty not included)