A show about two boys not afraid to talk the real shit. And sometimes just talk shit.
Fancy themselves as experts on the trials of your 20s and growing up gay in a straight man’s world.
Actually experts in having too much to say and challenging each other over too many mimosas.
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A show about two boys not afraid to talk the real shit. And sometimes just talk shit.
Fancy themselves as experts on the trials of your 20s and growing up gay in a straight man’s world.
Actually experts in having too much to say and challenging each other over too many mimosas.
Leave a message #afterthebeep
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE BACK BABEY!
In case you’ve forgotten (as if you would), the names in your ears are Age & Mitch and for the first time in Season Four, this is Message on the Machine.
The boys have spent their hiatus training the pipes and getting up to all sorts of mischief to regale you with throughout what is sure to be their best season ever. In this ep alone you can expect a brief update on Mardi Gras 2022. Mitch's triumphant return and Age's maiden voyage at this iconic party for the gays.
But enough about that. Onto the main event. Today our hosts are giving a long overdue, educational lesson about the intricacies of gay sex. Inspired by the sheer lack of coverage around this topic in our education system, they’re taking this opportunity to teach the children how people with penises have sex with people with penises.
We’re talking all things douching, lube, safe sex, masturbation and what in the bloody hell is a top and a bottom!? All in the name of helping the next generation of gays introduce themselves to this exciting world with a bit less trauma than their forefathers. Because a bit of hanky panky can be fun. And it should be.
Make sure you're the first one to press play on every message we leave on your machine by following/subscribing on your favourite podcast platform and leaving us a GLOWING review. Then be sure to head to our insta @messageonthemachine to keep up with all our antics on those long days in between. #afterthebeep
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