You’re not a brave hero. You’re not a cunning rogue. You’re a kobold—and your job is simple: DON’T DIE.

This week, Finny and I dive headfirst into Kobolds Ate My Baby!, the riotous beer-and-pretzels TTRPG that flips traditional adventuring on its head. We’re talking:

• The origins of the game (including its Munchkin connections!)

• How the hilarious Polymorph system fuels chaos

• Barking to reroll dice, kobold job classes like “Mall Ninja,” and yes... the Kobold Horrible Death Check

• Why this game is perfect for newcomers, one-shots, or your next Friday night with friends

You might explode. You might get eaten by a chicken. But you’re gonna have fun doing it.

ALL HAIL KING TORG! (ALL HAIL KING TORG!)

Grab the orange book edition here: https://9thlevel.com/products/kobolds-ate-my-baby-orange

Choose "Free Downloads" on this page to get the character sheets!

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