The Maltese Falcon That's all I wanted on the first line. If you don't know, now you know. Definitely watch this one before listening. Housekeeping stuff: Yes, I didn't mention Arthur Edeson at all. I mentioned the cinematography but the cinematographer went unacknowledged. The fact of the matter is that, at the time of this writing, which is actually the time before the recording because I'm sick again but in new and different ways, but I know I'm not going to mention him because, to be honest, he needs an episode for himself. And I will aspire to do that. But I need to get watching because he's worked on a bunch of movies. Just the fact that he worked on this and Casablanca makes him an All Star but when you look at his filmography--wow. But it looked like I had more than enough to talk about this episode so instead of getting into all that I'm going to defer talking about him until I can do so in another episode. I was going to prepare some images. I guess I should do that now. And in the process I wanted to use a cool Photoshop 3D arrow (I've used the 3D stuff in Photoshop before and it was pretty cool). I got alerted that the 3D stuff was going away because of Technology and now I can't see anything from the file that I'd spent some time already working on. I don't have the constitution for this right now. Should have been using Paint 3D, amirite? Ok, I just had to close it and open it twice. No big deal, right? One down, and ?? to go. I'll see what tier of Photoshop I can undertake. Oh! Fun fact. That poster image that I have up there is the one from the Blu-ray. The Blu-ray also has several radio adaptations of the Maltese Falcon with the stars of the movie themselves. Very cool. The original movie posters (or original-looking at any rate) where a bit boosted. One has Bogart holding two guns like he's going to use them. Hilarious. One thing I don't think I'm going to mention is just how gross Sam Spade is with women in the 1931 movie. I told you it was definitely hornier and it was. He had something obvious going on with Effie, and then with Wonderly, and with Iva, and who knows who else. But the Effie one really got me. She's just there working and it's all touchy and feely. Yikes. In the 1941 movie Effie is his wingman and I'd like to think that she just knows better. Give her credit. She's young but she isn't an idiot and doesn't confuse Spade's attention with a relationship. I used the AI colorization from Adobe to color in that frame. I really do think the AI colorization is 100% on the money and they did, indeed, wear makeup to make them look better in black and white. I shot exclusively black and white photographs for a few years and life is a little different when you see it that way. I mean it could be off--a pink shirt on Humphrey Bogart might not have flown too far in 1941 but whatever. Probably don't watch that version. The makeup is unnerving. Just a quick search and yes, their makeup was unusual. These images are decently large, btw. Feel free to zoom in. If you're reading this in your podcatcher, well, I suggest a larger screen for the images. I realize that I used several types of arrows. I apologize for that. Just trying out which ones felt right. Turns out it was none of them, a little bit. And that 3D arrow was such a pain in the ass. Why that shade of blue? It's calming. I'm sure you've seen it before. I flubbed the phonofilm explanation--it's a sound on disc system. I probably flubbed some other things. That Willie Mays Hayes reference is from Major League if you didn't pick that up. If you haven't seen Major League... well you should. https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/02/mystery-of-the-maltese-falcon This story is so good and so wild. I also really hope people 1. like the orchestra hit joke and 2. get that it's a joke. I don't take myself that seriously but I just didn't have another transition to work with. Again, super h