History is full of mysteries, but none are quite as disturbing as grown men and women making Disneyland their entire identity. Hatter and Alice break down the unsettling culture of Disney adults, from park diehards to influencers who think Mickey Mouse is a lifestyle. Meanwhile, Kanye is back in the headlines for all the wrong reasons, and Musk’s latest hire proves that an edgy username won’t stop you from landing a big job. We also revisit one of TV’s greatest letdowns: the infamous Capone’s vault reveal. Plus, AI might be on the verge of translating lost ancient texts, but will it ever explain why Twitter insists on showing us things we never asked for? From the pyramids to Costco parking lot brawls, this episode covers it all.