Derek and Phil talk about adulterating on a landline, grave sucking, inky the octopus, and then they play some time travel trap.

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Derek was drugged, Phil is fascinated by obese horses, we play some of that good good time travel trap.

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here it is the new episode wow i hope you like it please name it for us because i am so tired what is this life does it just keep going like this until i die please god kill me kill me god.

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Freindsgivings suck, black thanksgiving rules, Derek hurt someone real bad...

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I think the title is pretty self-explanatory...

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This week on Low Tea, we set sail for two of the weirdest, most isolated spots on Earth: the Galápagos Islands, Easter Island, and Phil's mind. Derek and Phil unpack Darwin’s “hot boy summer” with finches, iguanas that decided the sea was just fine actually, and a bunch of giant tortoises that could outlive your landlord! Then we hop over to Easter Island, where the locals carved massive stone heads, probably because they worshipped rocks!

Expect questionable science, big statues, and evolutionary hot takes that would make Darwin roll over in his mausoleum (slowly, like a fat, old tortoise).

LowTea: Growing, Learning, and maybe evolving—just a little.

This week on LowTea, Derek and Phil dive into some of history’s pig tales. From the meat chilling crimes of Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton, to Bud the beer-stealing pig who got one too many PUI's, and even Tirpitz, the German naval pig who survived WWI to become a traitor and an unlikely celebrity.

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Derek had car trouble, Phil tells you how to kill your neighbors dog, we discuss dead popes, and we get to the bottom of this whole “Epstein” thingy. 

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We are joined by our good pal Markus, to discuss whether or not Lizzie Borden is guilty, Markus accuses Derek of heinous crimes, Phil didn't want to make a joke about Hiroshima, Derek is innocent. Enjoy the show? Please support us and get bonus content, including exclusive episodes on Patreon.com/lowteapod. Also, tune into the Mick at Nite livestream every Friday at 6 pm PST on www.youtube.com/@lowteapodShoutout to our Shameless Opportunist tier members! - Logan Quiroz - Joseph LaFleur - Joseph Popi- Matty Rat - Deb Vanderghast - Paul Corngreen

Derek is having a bad day. Phil thinks Scott Peterson could be innocent. Let's have some fun.

Braut Prots VS Weiner Cats...

 In this episode, Derek takes Phil on a perilous tumble through Czech history, uncovering how political beef in Prague led—repeatedly—to people being thrown outta windows. From the fiery days of Jan Hus Joplin and the radical Hussites, to the dung-splattered spark that lit the Thirty Years’ War, and finally to a Cold War mystery soaked in suspicion, LowTea gets to the bottom of it...or at least some of it?

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It is with a heavy heart that we announce Josh has decided to step away from the show. I will be continuing LowTea with our pal, Pat Phillman. Phil and I have decided to lean into the history format. Please enjoy the show.

This week on LowTea: Derek and Phil drag you screaming into the horny, horrifying, absolutely unhinged mind of Carl Tanzler—a delusional radiology tech who said, “Till death do us part?” Nah. “Till rigor mortis, baby.”

Tanzler

• Steals a corpse

• Replaces her eyes with glass marbles

• Crafts her a fresh wax vag

• Sleeps next to her body for SEVEN YEARS

• And claims she was begging for it?

  
  

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Josh’s last wild ride.

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Josh put his headphones through the wash & we blame the outdoor boys…

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Josh and Derek discuss potential future topics, Derek wanted to use the pool, Josh learns about Chappaquiddick.

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Depression, Mount Saint Helens, and George Strait?

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Josh is congested, there are turkeys in Turkey, Derek's breasts are getting stronger, and Phil has an alarm for potato time.

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Josh and Derek debate serving sizes, discover some disturbing facts about RFK JR, and learn a little bit about history.

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