Two sources detail the misadventures of Bob the Burglar. The first source lists Bob's phobias: cats and elderly women wielding shotguns. The second source recounts Bob's release from prison, his improved criminal skills learned there, and his latest botched robbery attempt. This attempt was foiled by a large dog, a talking parrot, and the fact that he targeted the wrong house. Bob's ineptness and phobias are highlighted throughout his narrative. The second source is a blog post detailing Bob's escapades.