SNL50 ruins Robert and Chaney’s lives. This week you’ll learn that the dork always gets the girl and that new girl, Zooey Deschanel, hasn’t changed her style since 2008. This episode is almost as crazy as Alec Baldwin’s behavior.... or Smallville star, Tom Welling, with his late night impulse to eat Arby’s no matter how many drinks he guzzles beforehand (guess we found his kryptonite). Amanda Seyfried offers date ideas and Robert reads some dating tips for women written in the 1930’s.