Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to Pray and Robert wants the Fray (to play in his backyard). Chaney reveals what men want through sext and Robert reveals the secrets of men’s underwear. Dance, Dance your ears to the end of this episode to find out what Fall Out Boy’s sexiest song really is.