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https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewlandđ âWhisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 â Jason Newland â 5th November 2025â(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)
đ§ââïž Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newlandâs calming âWhisper Wednesdayâ format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humorâall delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. đ€ Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00â1:00)
- Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.
- Notes itâs an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).
2. Dream Sequences (~1:00â9:30)
- Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:
- Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hattonâs son).
- Being asked to participate but declining.
- Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.
- A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.
- Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.
- He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.
3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30â12:00)
- A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.
- Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.
4. Jasonâs Morning Routine (~12:00â30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:
- Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.
- Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).
- His philosophy on feet freedomâhe prefers bare feet indoors.
- The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved đ)
- Vinnyâs wild reaction when Jason puts on socksâhe associates it with going for a walk.
- Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).
- Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift đ
5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00â1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:
- The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = âflimsiest, rubbishiestâ).
- How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.
- Jasonâs strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).
- Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or âsensitiveâ materials (with colorful humor).
- Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.
6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00â1:10:00)
- A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.
- Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.
- Mentions âPenny for the Guyâ traditions and bonfires in gardens.
7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00âend)
- Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.
- Expresses appreciation for listenersâ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.
𧩠Notable Moments & Highlights
- Sock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.
- Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.
- Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.
- Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.
- Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight,...
