Lez face it—getting busted as a queer person is a particularly distinct phenomenon—and sometimes it’s downright dangerous. Maybe your parents are cleaning your room and uncover love letters from your secret Sapphic crush. Or you’re getting it on in the bathroom of a bar and Becky busts in on you and your girl. Or you’re at work and get the lesbian head nod from a colleague to whom you haven’t come out. Whether you’re one of the jillions* of homos who’ve been forced to slip into the safety of stealth mode at one point or another, or a straight person wondering how this could possibly be different from your own experience of getting caught with porn, click that play button and commiserate with us as we peel back the layers on our close shaves, white-knucklers, and far-too-narrow escapes. *Yes, we took a poll.