
PSA: pigtails on grown women are NOT empowering! Take them out right now! This week, the Ladies reaffirmed this belief during the watching of The Rock (not to be confused with THE Rock, aka Dwayne Johnson), a perfect-popcorn movie starring an ever-charming Sean Connery and an eccentric Nic Cage. We discuss why this should have been added to our series on patriotism, Indiana Jones-style escapades, and why we require all furniture-sitters to wear clothes.