Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from October 29. Reed’s getting his passport ready for a trip out of the country, and even though he’s been to Canada, he says that doesn’t count because Canada’s fake. He’s full of questions about all-inclusive resorts, plane etiquette, like whether or not it’s okay to watch movies with nudity on a flight. Reed also puts Eddie’s marriage through something called the Bird Theory, while Eddie tries to make sense of Reed’s theories about aliens, diseased monkeys on the loose in Mississippi, and “deep thoughts” that he’s pretty sure are just dumb.