This is a big one, friends. There was so much brain-tingling gossip from the lesbians of youtube, tik tok, and the platform formerly known as twitter that we had to break our conversation into two parts. In our first story, Anjali and Sufi break up with twin, simultaneous instragram posts that call out Sufi's infidelity. Eesh.  Next, pop star Fletcher started a multi-platform conflict with her ex Shannon when she released a hit single about a vintage t-shirt and her desire to bone down with Shannon's then-partner. Years later, Fletcher and Shannon meet again to heal the rift. This discussion includes a digression into Fletcher's tryst with an alien communication cult.  Last but not least: JoJo Siwa is going around made-up like the fifth member of Kiss. We want to be supportive but we do have questions. BONUS CONTENT: a playlist inspired by our conversation.