In this no-holds-barred episode of Kinda Culty, we dive headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and downright shocking news you didn’t know you needed. First up, Mattel’s wicked toy fiasco—a website link gone terribly wrong that redirected to adult content. Then, we head to New Zealand, where a politician performed a powerful haka in parliament to protest sacred land exploitation.But that’s not all. We tackle Infowars being hilariously acquired by The Onion, the mind-bending DMT laser experiment, and the grotesque Sydney "fatbergs" floating in the ocean. Plus, a wild discussion on World Industries’ iconic Wet Willy wheels, Tony Hawk’s infamous blood-infused skateboards, and the ultimate listener question: which is worse—blood or semen?With plenty of humor and sharp takes, this episode is packed with the kind of cult-worthy chaos only Kinda Culty can deliver.