Welcome to Kinda Culty, where this week’s buffet of chaos includes AI stealing musicians’ jobs, orcas turning dead salmon into high-fashion hats, and crabs finally unionizing against boiling water. We’re talking real-life dystopia here, folks.Dive into the absurd as we debunk beer-drinking myths, marvel at the first-ever image of a photon (spoiler: it’s underwhelming), and question humanity’s life choices—like brining turkeys in the Great Salt Lake because why not poison dinner? Oh, and don’t miss the kicker: fish milk. Yes, some genius decided to feed kids liquefied fish because we apparently ran out of bad ideas.It’s a twisted take on science, trends, and humanity’s relentless quest to out-weird itself. Tune in and laugh, cry, or question your life choices—probably all three.