Peanut celebrates the inaugural Bevin-free episode of Rare Experts by interviewing a budding young scientist to discuss the poop emoji and the effect it has had on his cutting-edge research in the brand new field of cellular-transmitted diseases.

You can stay safe by following the Crexter S. Jamortadory 4-Step Method for Avoiding CTD's outlined below.

When receiving or sending a text message, do the following:

1. Wash your hands before and after.

2. Avert your eyes and do not hold the phone too close to your face.

3. Wear gloves.

4. Text with more mature people who do not use the poop emoji.