JUNIOR ASPIRIN RADIO SESSION 20 THE BREXPOD Devised, debated, campaigned and voted on by Andy Cooke, Dan Fox & Nathaniel Mellors Having relocated our production facilities to a heavily fortified and luxury redoubt deep in the Scottish highlands, Junior Aspirin Records presents The Brexpod: a balanced, neutral and wholly unbiased reflection on the misery and hopelessness inflicted on the United Kingdom by the cowardly, venal, xenophobic, meretricious, mendacious, over-privileged turdworms who, on 23rd June 2016, paddled the country up Bullxit creek and left us in a Euromess without so much as a bratwurst or baguette to gnaw on. From the country that brought you sterling classics such as The Restoration, Luddism, Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher, the invention of the machine gun, and the colonial subjugation of countries across the globe, the Brexpod is a three-hour epic told in broken English, and featuring Cotswold-stone-cold hits including 'Turd on the Run' by The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson) and 'Aftermath' by Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage vs. Jean-Claude Juncker). So when the clocks strike half-past France, and the stormy weather hits the pound, forget the summer beach holiday in Greece and thank The Village Green Preservation Society that you will have to learn to love Llandudno again. Kick back with the last remaining bottle of Chianti in England, finish off the tapas, complete your Irish passport application and let the Brexpod remind you and me, the perma-peasantry, that this is how it feels to be lonely. PODCAST HERE Europe Endless – Kraftwerk (feat. David Cameron) Edward Elgar – Nimrod (from ‘Enigma Variations’) Edward Elgar – The Pomp & Circumstance Marches, Op. 31 (March No.1) Anon – God Save the Queen William Blake/Hubert Parry – Jerusalem Coward – Swans Failure – Swans Panic – Coil Lay of the Land – The Fall Aftermath – Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage & Jean-Claude Juncker) Turd on the Run – The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson) That's When I Reach For My Revolver – Mission of Burma (feat. Michael Gove) European Son – The Velvet Underground (feat. Michael Gove) Euromess – J.J. Burnell Mob Rule – Robert Wyatt The Village Green Preservation Society – The Kinks Getting Nowhere in a Hurry – Roy Budd Somebody Else's World – Sun Ra & His Solar Myth Arkestra (feat. Michael Gove) It Couldn't Happen Here – Pet Shop Boys Still Ill – The Smiths Arthur – The Tiger Lillies Your English – The Rebel Neighborhood Threat – Iggy Pop Not One of Us – Peter Gabriel (feat. Donald Trump, Daniel Hannen & Boris Johnson) Running Scared – Roy Orbison Broken English – Marianne Faithful Inglan is a Bitch – Linton Kwesi Johnson If You're Not White You're Black – Lord Kitchener Norwegian Wood – Cornershop Racist Friend – The Specials Language & Mentality – African Head Charge Hard Times – Pablo Gad UK – Burial (feat. Nigel Farage) Alone Again Or – Love Isolation – Joy Division This is How It Feels – Inspiral Carpets Regret – New Order (feat. Mandy Suthi) Go Now – Bessie Banks Your Autumn of Tomorrow – The Crow The Carnival is Over – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 0:54 – Global Communication Half-Past France – John Cale I’m In Love with a German Film Star – The Passions Europa & The Pirate Twins – Thomas Dolby Come On Back to Me – The Foundations Where Do We Go From Here? – Death Big A Little A – Crass French Disko – Stereolab Stormy Weather – Elizabeth Welch (from Derek Jarman's ‘The Tempest’) We Shall Overcome – Charlie Haden (feat. PJ Harvey reading John Donne) Europe Endless (reprise) – Kraftwerk