Today we are joined by one of football’s most iconic managers. A visionary maestro. An architect of the beautiful game. Steve Bracknall. Assistant manager of Royal Oak FC. Move over Holloway, move over Warnock. You were both great on Happy Hour in years gone by, but this is Bracknall’s time to bathe in the glorious sunshine (which may or may not just be the reflection from bright yellow virgin table).  Steve picks his greatest ever football manager, from Pep, to Klopp, to Fergie, to Wilder. He gives his expert opinion on which online content creator is truly the best footballer (spoiler, he doesn’t pick ChrisMD, Miniminter or AngryGinge) as well as sharing stories about rubbing shoulders with the likes of Noel Gallagher and Phil Foden.  The boys also get the definitive answers on a few of football’s most ‘utter woke nonsense’ moments. Is it utter woke nonsense to not step on the home team’s crest? Is it utter woke nonsense to actually keep VAR? Is it utter woke nonsense for a player to not celebrate a goal against a former team? Steve doesn’t shy away from any of football’s hardest questions. That’s why he is OUR gaffer… or assistant gaffer, at least.  Also, in what is almost definitely in one of Happy Hour’s best moments of 2025, Bracknall tries KSI’s Prime drink for the first time live on the podcast… and gives a brutally honest review.  Grab tour tickets to see Steve Bracknall live HERE - https://www.tegeurope.com/events/steve-bracknall-live-gen-sale/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this bumper ACU, we hear about Robbie’s pub crawl in Harrods and Sensei Pigwidgeon gives us a karate update. Jaack has been trying to boost his coolness rating by torturing himself at his own house party but it all ended in (literal) tears.  There’s a bit of road rage involving Stevie and train rage involving Robbie. Jaack is planning to get a puppy but has to call up his Nan live on the pod to ask one vital question. Robbie divulges the cunning plan his family are formulating to kidnap a famous local pet.  Stevie shares how he discovered that he has a deformed skull. Jaack tells us all about his recent trip to Vegas, the randomer he befriended and what he got up to when he hung out with the world’s 4th best poker player. Oh and you’ll never guess who he saw drunkenly stumbling down the strip…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Music legend and bloody good mate Example makes Happy Hour history as he graces the studio for a FIFTH time. Since his last appearance two years ago, he’s had a new baby, a bunch of new tattoos, and a host of new stories.  He pops by to chat all things Masked Singer and we had NO IDEA of the insane level of secrecy surrounding keeping the celeb’s identity hidden while taking part in the show. Example reveals the whole process, the weird costume ideas he was offered, and the contestant who stormed off stage.  We ask him to blind rank festivals he’s performed at, and he has a bone to pick with Reading and Leeds. There’s travel chat, but not your conventional destinations - anyone for some radiation poisoning in Chernobyl? Watch to find out the promise he makes to the boys regarding a tattoo. We also couldn’t let him leave without settling the beef once and for all… does he hate Alfie Indra for asking about his foreskin?  Check out #088, #219, #290 and #382 for Example’s previous episodes.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been randomly allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own personal values!  Robbie reckons the royal family are rubbish, Stevie thinks trigger warnings are silly, Alfie is arguing for over whether people who drink alcohol are boring, and Jaack is adamant that influencing IS a proper job. Robbie also has a really good reason as to why the world should stop having children... PLUS we get a long awaited update on the Etsy witch curse and whether Alfie pissed himself on his stag do. If you enjoyed this, check out #404, #443 and #447 for our previous argumental episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re sitting down with Tim Oliver, the world’s most renowned David Brent lookalike, whose uncanny resemblance to Ricky Gervais’ iconic character from The Office has made him a fan favourite on social media, at stag dos, and even on screen.  We dive into Tim’s journey - from first realising his striking similarity to Brent, to turning that into a unique career. Tim shares the challenges of playing such a cringingly beloved character, what his wife and children think of his unconventional job, and the WORST gig he’s ever been booked for (which involves a deceased person…) Tim tells us about the time he met Ricky himself, and what Ricky thinks of having a copycat! Plus what it was like to be Ricky’s body double for the Muppets movie, and the huge mistake he made on a Hollywood set.  Whether you’re a die-hard fan of The Office and want to learn some Brent-isms, or just fascinated by the world of professional impersonators, give this ep a go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Following on from the Lionesses incredible Euros victory, Stevie has decided to create his very own tournament - The World Cup Of Urban Legends! He’s found 16 urby legs from different countries and is using a randomised wheel to decide which 6 are going head to head in the first instalment, but he’s accidentally drawn all the sexy ones… There’s a seductive sadist teacher in red heels, a hot hybrid creature with a whip for a tail, and a beautiful blonde Brazilian who haunts bathrooms. Oh and something horrifying called “necropants”.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rapper, MC and viral sensation Greg AKA Window Kid needs to be on your radar. He sets the record straight about the origin of his stage name, chats incorporating humour in his lyrics, and shares what chaotic pal Mashtag Brady is actually like off camera.  From being kicked out of school (Stevie was horrified at the reason, Jaack didn’t think it was too bad), to earning himself a lifetime ban from Jet2 airlines, Window Kid dives into the unpredictable path that took him from troublemaker to touring the UK.  Greg gets brutally honest about his struggles with alcoholism and drugs, and the hospitalisation that forced him to rethink everything. After peeing blood and being diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatitis, he’s now one year sober and shares how addiction has permanently changed his life.  We also play a game “Fill In The Blank” with his bizarre old tweets, learn some Nottingham lingo, and FaceTime a taxi driver who once gave him a lift years ago. It’s also the second time that a guest has walked out of the studio, but unlike the PieFace prank on Stevie, this time it’s something that Jaack said…  The pre-sale tickets for Window Kid’s UK tour has completely sold out, but join the waiting list for general sale ticket launch on Friday!  www.windowkid.uk  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over more chaotic moral dilemmas - some submitted by our audience, some found online, and a couple submitted by Jaack's mates.  Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five?  A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig now walks in circles, but his girlfriend thinks it’s a cute trick. Should he tell the truth before she uploads it to YouTube?  Someone sold a prized football collectable card to their best mate, only to later discover it might be a fake…  Plus a misspelled tattoo tribute that might ruin a wedding anniversary, and a cosplayer sparks chaos when they post spicy pics of their costume in the group chat.  Check out episodes #132, #201, #451 and #501 for more moral dilemmas!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For our first guest episode in a long while, we sit down with ItalianBach AKA 24 year old Isaac who has over 2.8 million followers on Tik Tok and nearly a million on YouTube. After posting online for 15+ years, he’s built up a selection of tips for online success that he shares with us today. He also shares his (bleeding) love for Leona Lewis, his obsession with rose sex toys, and the real reason he grew a mullet before they were back in style.  We hear about the sitcom he’s currently writing and, since he wants to get into acting, we put his skills to the test with one of Jaack’s bizarre scripts live on the pod with no prep!  Not only is Isaac a content creator, but he also has a degree in astrophysics so of course we test his knowledge with a ‘true or false’ quiz that includes some weird answers that Jaack has made up. What’s the Goldilocks zone? How do we decide star names? Where is the Kármán line? Truly multifaceted, Isaac is possibly the smartest content creator we've hosted on the pod. And the only one to openly admit to drug dealing...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s been over two years since we’ve done an ‘Everybody Has A Price’! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are once again naming their price to do some unpleasant tasks that were submitted to our subreddit. Drinking sweat, queue jumping, giving up football, and living with flies constantly buzzing around your head.  How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock on your neighbour’s door at 3am and confess to a murder that didn’t happen? How much to release the infamous, full length purge episode…  Check out #236 for part 1, #287 for part 2, and #368 for part 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Stevie's- sorry STEVE's birthday tomorrow and instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. Jaack and Robbie have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Stevie. With the party attendees, cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan... We’re kicking off the ep with a MEGA ALL CAUGHT UP with stories from Robbie’s bleak trip to Mexico, and the themed part of the episode starts at 36:50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Robbie has been fighting children, Stevie has been fighting parents, and Jaack has been fighting his bathroom sink - we’re back from our break with an All Caught Up! Stevie has found the biggest c**t in the world at his kid’s sports day… and for once, it wasn’t himself. Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life crisis but we’re not sure if we should be worried or impressed by his new hobby? Jaack reveals how a handful of pennies brought him to tears. Plus Jaack and Stevie show off their brand new matching tattoos, but Robbie points out their horrendous double meaning…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to the learning pod. Get ready to absorb ALL the knowledge. Stevie has brought another batch of creations from throughout history, and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide whether they’re strokes of genius, or deeply cursed.  We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discover the device that will revolutionise your baby’s mealtimes.  There’s a solution (that might save lives but ruin yours) to stop people setting off fire alarms as a prank, and a creation so terrible it was discontinued before it even launched. There’s also aquatic animals with wheels, hands-free guns, dog soldiers, and stationary for space. Check out #566 for Part 1!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What’s better than a double main show week? A double FOURSKINS main show week!  We posted 21 polls to Twitter and asked our audience to vote on which of the four hosts is ‘most likely to’ for each scenario. We have a lot to say about the final results…  Who’s most likely to: break a world record, clap when the plane lands, give a great lap dance, fall for an online scam, forget their best friend’s birthday, and more. If you enjoyed this style of episode, check out #210, #240 and #308 for our previous ‘who’s most likely to’ style episodes.  Follow us @jaackshappyhour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sun’s out, pints are cold, and it truly is “Happy Hour” in the pub as the FourSkins are back for another summer quiz! The boys are donning their shit shirts (Robbie picked out a regular shirt from his wardrobe) and locking horns over nine quiz rounds.  Jaack is taking his role of quiz master very seriously, Alfie is outed as a fake fan of a famous film franchise, and Robbie has some very juicy gossip about Harry Styles. There is also a CHEAT among us!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on the show, we welcome the one and only StevoTheMadMan - ex-pro footballer turned grime music producer turned Snapchat king! If you’ve ever laughed at a chaotic family video, seen a man pierce his belly button to teach a parenting lesson, or watched someone wax the skin off their balls for content… it was probably Stevo.  We dive deep into the unlikely path that led him down his varied career. Stevo chats behind-the-scenes West Ham stories, his accidental face tattoo, and his break-up with long term partner Emma. Stevo also shares how he had a near miss with a gun, and why he fed Chris Eubank Sr his first ever KFC!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Human creativity has no limits, but maybe sometimes it should have. In a new series, Stevie has found a collection of unique inventions from throughout history and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide which are deemed good or bad.  There’s a device to help people tackle their bad eating habits, but it accidentally doubles as something else. We hear about a car that unexpectedly self destructs, a robot to assist hungry marathon runners and an invention that tragically killed its creator. Plus clothes that double as cleaners, cutlery that electrocutes you and cages for children.  You’ve heard of the Happy Hour Hall Of Fame, now it’s time for the Hall of Shame, filled with bad ideas with even worse execution…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Car boot sales. Charity shop shelves. Lynx Africa gift sets. For most people, it’s junk. For Josh Wright AKA ClickWright - it’s gold. He’s an expert in turning trash to cash and has amassed a staggering number of followers because of his unconventional job as a full time reseller. From the very first sale that got him started down the path of flipping, to growing his following to half a million, Josh breaks down exactly how he built a reselling empire from a side hustle.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the 2025 edition of the annual Jaack and Stevie Q&A where the boys are here to dish some brutally honest answers to your questions!  We reveal the reason we don’t call guests out on their controversial past during their interview, the closest we’ve been to quitting the podcast, and what we’re planning to release after Robbie has died…  Why can’t we cover topical news stories? What’s the future of Stevie’s Urban Legends segment? Studio rebrands? Retirement plans? Another tour?  Jaack has a scathing call out for not just one, not just two, but THREE people in this episode. PLUS after weeks of teasers, the boys can finally reveal what their secret project is!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One Man. 5,000 Takeaways. Zero Salads. It’s a strange business model but Matt - creator of Food Review Club - has managed to make it his livelihood due to his genuine passion for speaking about food. The brutally honest takeaway taster has spent the last 7 years travelling the globe in search of hidden gems and shares with us the few places he’s ever dared to rate a full 10. Matt reveals where the best pizza, fish and chips, sandwich and burger are in the UK, as well as some must-visit London eats. He designs his dream fast food combo, and we cover viral food trends like Spudman, Binley Mega Chippy and Dubai chocolate. Did he like Salt Bae’s steak? What about food from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm? And how would he rate Wetherspoons food? Matt tells us why a Norwich eatery had to close down after he visited, why Dave Portnoy might hate him and the worst place he’s ever reviewed whose food he describes as nearly inedible! Matt also shares his honest opinion on fellow food reviewers BlueVanMan and Gary Eats (who gave Matt a scathing review). And after RateMyTakeaway recently called him out, he also addresses the claims he has scammed his viewers by charging establishments for reviews, and the backlash from his leaked voice note.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices