
Heists, hot takes, and a hot plate of lobster mac. KB and Tanner hit a mystical fall market in Castle Rock, debate tiny tattoos, buy Brooks a very cropped sweater, and share an easy $15 date night. Then it’s heist hour. We unpack the Louvre jewel theft, revisit the Bling Ring, and KB tells a true bank robbery story from her banking days. We wrap with a “we were wrong” on Bravo’s Wife Swap and a love letter to local markets.
Timestamps:
(00:00) Welcome and unhinged intro
(2:45) Do we miss Consumer Reports?
(5:50) Mystical Autumn market recap
(8:40) Permanent jewelry, aura talk, tarot fun
(10:55) Brooks’s cropped sweater and bed shopping
(12:25) The $15 lobster mac date night formula
(14:50) The Louvre jewel heist and why old school crime feels cinematic
(19:20) Tan’s true bank robbery story
(26:20) Pop culture heists and the Bling Ring
(31:20) Reality TV chat and our Wife Swap mix up
(36:30) What we got wrong, what we learned, and sign off
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