CONCERT ETIQUETTE – A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PERFORMERS AND THE UNFORTUNATE PUBLIC

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It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

Luis Magalhães

8 episodes

1 week ago

Ever blamed the piano for your mistakes? So have I. Welcome to It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!, the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged podcast where classical music meets some sort of darkness. Hosted by concert pianist Luis Whatever, this show dives into the quirks, disasters, and genius of the classical music world—one ridiculous episode at a time.

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CONCERT ETIQUETTE – A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PERFORMERS AND THE UNFORTUNATE PUBLIC

It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

24 minutes 43 seconds

8 months ago

CONCERT ETIQUETTE – A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PERFORMERS AND THE UNFORTUNATE PUBLIC

Welcome to the war zone that is live classical music. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an audience member who believes Mahler pairs well with a tuna sandwich, this episode is for you.”

🔍 In This Episode:
✅ How to Sit Through a Concert Without Becoming a Social Menace
✅ The Ancient and Forbidden Art of Knowing When to Clap
✅ Why Every Concert Hall Seat Was Designed by an Acoustical Sadist
✅ The Concertgoer Cough: Medical Mystery or Psychological Warfare?
✅ Exclusive Sponsor: Silent Snax™ – The Only Snack Approved by Beethoven’s Ghost
✅ PLUS: My Upcoming Album Release – Pre-Save Now or Risk an Eternity of Being the Person Who Clapped Between Movements!

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