In this third installment of Just One Hit, we are discussing 20 Fingers & Gillette's phallic shaming hit, Short Dick Man or Short Short Man if you're listening to the clean version. Written as somewhat of a diss record to heavily mysoginistic music and musicians during the early 90s, the dance track struck a chord with the general public, peaking at #14 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1994. Its explict content and Gillette's scathingly convincing delivery are one for the books, but aside from it going viral a few times due to a performance of the song on a Brazillian children's show, people don't seem to remember it.