This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside:– A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy– A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of)– A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick– The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules– A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion– A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag– And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.