Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure with Theo’s Website: The Video Game! Step into the shoes of young Theo, a quirky and lovable protagonist who enjoys activities such as roasting old people, women, and children, and scamming people in the online game Runescape.

Explore a vast open-world filled with bizarre activities, unique characters, and unforgettable moments. Participate in the Backyard Summer Olympics, attend an intro fest music festival, visit St. Rohovenachi’s Deli to tuck-in on some fish stuff, and even enjoy a massage without worrying about getting a boner. With a wide range of activities available, you'll never run out of things to do.

Meet a diverse cast of characters, including Monty, the high-jumping world record holder, Dmitri Shostakovich, Joseph Stalin, Martha Stewart, Johnny Watermelon Appleseed, and renowned pornstar Abraham Lincoln. Each character brings their unique personality to the table, making the game even more exciting and unpredictable.

Make choices that will affect the outcome of the story and navigate young Theo past dangerous Chinese meat grinding operatives to complete his mission. Enjoy graphics so good, you’ll like them.

Whether you're a fan of getting addicted to SPLIT or donating to the National Theo Donation Center, Theo’s Website: The Video Game has something for everyone. So, get ready to laugh, explore, and experience a truly unforgettable journey.

Also in this episode: “I don’t understand why Hilga would rather have a football player than Mr. Overbite, but I’m an idiot.”, Beethoven, Bitcoin, Ethereum, China, insider trading, Q-Anon, The Yellow Deli, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Roger Ebert, and Peasant’s Quest.