Welcome to the world's most expensive podcast ($40 billion)! In this episode we become the first podcast to make all our listeners go insane, so start saving up for some outsourced therapy.

Also, grab your checkbooks for a dystopian game of checkbook chicken and join us for a wild ride as we navigate through this crazy website with our spirit guide, Theo (or as many bullies call him, Slobbery), and learn how to act in the waiting room for therapy and hopefully avoid freak meat grinder accidents in the courtroom.

Also in this episode: “There are still jokes in this…and lies.”, “Don’t worry, I’ll survive, then he dies.”, “He doesn’t want to barf on his dog’s corpse.”, The Hunger Games, Elon Musk, Twitter, The Green Party, Libertarians, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro, Ursula Le Guin, Better Help, Aldi, Microsoft Word, Clippy, Batzilla: Bat Simulator, Mr. Overbite, Copyright Guy, Nashville, Tennessee, Berlin, Germany, California, China, ayahuasca, Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, Frodo, JRR Tolkein, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Bible, Jesus, WWII, Nazis, dragons, spies, 911, George Bush, Ralph Nader, Teletubbies, The Clintons, Guantanamo Bay, Q-Anon, anti-vax, and Benjamin Button.