Did you know there are personalized license plates that are banned in Pennsylvania? Some of them are downright giggle-worthy.

WHAT'S UP WITH COOKIES, ANYWAY??

Our Freak of the Week is Howard Hughes, who passed his days nakedly eating only steak, salad and peas (but only the small ones) for a length of time.

Join us next week when we talk about birds. Sounds weird, but we'll make it weirder.

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