WE‘RE BACK, BAYBEEEEEEEE Not a bonus episode, a true return to form as we examine Riverdale‘s first *checks notes* Christmas episode...? Okay, sure. Don‘t worry, they‘re not toning down any grim content just because the halls are decked; in fact, you could argue this is one of the more gruesome episodes thus far! Incredible! This week, our main four teens struggle with the aftermaths of their respective break-ups and everyone watching struggles to give a damn. But the GOOD news is: Cheryl is in fine fettle, keeping the Christmas spirit alive, and delivering the sickest of burns to her mother - pun not intended. Speaking of burns, turns out not even the torching of Thornhill couldn‘t kill Nana Rose, who has suddenly returned. Sheriff Dad turns out to be a crack shot, Moose has been released from the purgatory of the hospital, more infuriating off-brand names are invented, and the Andrews family faces their most horrifying ordeal yet: The American Healthcare System (or lack thereof).  Miranda somehow guesses a bonkers plot-point again, Evelyn corrects Jughead on Asimov‘s laws of robotics, and neither of them can get enough of Reggie‘s hilarious douchery. Screencaps & other fun stuff can be found on our Twitter: https://twitter.com/moodforchaospod Content Warnings: Cannibalism Claustrophobia Corporal punishment  Dementia/Senility Flaying Gun violence Infanticide (brief mention) Medical debt Murder Severed body parts Music: ‘Imps‘ by Mark Revell