Kurt Sloane must learn the ancient kick boxing art of Muay Thai in order to avenge his brother.

This week we watch a classic movie, did we pick this because of the classic martial arts showdown? Nah, we absolutely picked it because of the Jean Claude Van Damme dance scene. We're easily entertained.

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Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power.

Tune in for the good bits of Double Dragon, a movie based on an arcade game that bears passing resemblance to the source material. That will make it great right?

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A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.

Season 11 continues with the amazing Miami Connection. A movie nearly lost in obscurity but plucked into cult classic status by the lucky find of a 35mm print of the film on eBay. Including an amazing soundtrack (depending on your tastes) this film is sure to put a smile on your face.

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Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.

Welcome to season 11: American Martial Arts! there may have been begging on Dave's part to for Emma to allow this category but it's already proving to be a hit at the home of ISBM.Dave has wanted to watch this film for years and it's finally happened, listen in to see how wxcited he is.

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It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.

Ah John Travolta, your career saw a resurgence in the 90's thanks to Pulp Fiction. Kind of ironic that it was the pulp fiction of L Ron Hubbard at the turn of the century that put a bit of a nail in the coffin again. Based on the novel of the same name. Is it that bad? Is it truly the worst movie ever? Is it "unpleasant in a hostile way"? Well, listen in and find out.

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A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship becomes complicated as she ascends to super stardom.

Oh this is a hard watch, the film idea Mariah Carey shopped around for 3 years before it was picked up... Kinda wish it was 30 years and the polar ice caps had melted but we can't always get what we want.

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A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help.

A movie about a child trying to save a distant and seemingly uncaring father that nearly caused the emancipation of a child from their parents in the real word? This movie better be good! Oh, wait...

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In San Francisco, an amiable banker's seemingly perfect life is turned upside down when his deceitful bride-to-be embarks on a passionate affair with his best friend.

Oh hi listeners. We did not like this, we did not. Finally, we get round to the greatest bad movie of the 21st century. A vanity project from a complete unknown, at the time. They don't get any weirder than this.

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We watched this movie fom ave's personal collection.

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A rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.

Keeping up with our vanity pojects we watch the questionable foray into movies by the second best white rapper to exist.

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Amber is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled, and arrogant beyond measure. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony, a pharmaceutical kingpin. When he takes her on a private cruise from Greece to Italy, she is unimpressed at this impromptu no-frills vacation, and takes out her anger on the ship's first mate, Giuseppe. When a storm leaves the two shipwrecked on a deserted island, however, the tables suddenly turn.

Well, the new season kicks off with an outrageously terrible vanity project from the queen of pop herself... Madonna.

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Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.

Here we are at the final episode of season 9 and what better way to celebrate classic monsters than with the daddy of them all... Vampires. Can a comedy movie from the late 80's bring some freshness to the vampire movie catalogue? Listen in and find out.

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A reporter who has had an affair with the daughter of the U.S. President is sent to Hungary. There he is bitten by a werewolf, and then gets transferred back to Washington, where he gets a job as press assistant to the President. Then bodies start turning up in D.C. . . .

Our monster of the moment is the werewolf and boy is this one a shaggy dog story. A horror comedy that dosn't know if it's a satire or a zany spoof. Does that make it a mess that can only be fixed by a silver bulle? Listen in and find out.

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An anthropologist and his students attempt to track down a Bigfoot responsible for a rash of violent murders, only to uncover something even more sinister.

Big trigger warning of SA if you are thinking of watching this movie. Make sure to check https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/17907 for all the major issues. Emma and I went in blind to this and it was disturbing. Some inventive deaths and it's interesting having bigfoot as a slasher but it can't redeem itself.

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A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.

This film is all over the place, with some of the greatest terrible lines in all of movie history and the fact that there aren't even trolls in the movie makes this a classic bad movie. I'm surprised it's taken us this long to watch it.

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The legendary Loch Ness Monster, terrorizes a lake in Scotland and Patrick Bergin comes out to kill it.

Episode 2 in our classic monster season has to be the wonderful Loch Ness Monster. What's not wonderful are the terrible Scottish accents in this film. Can Dave survive the butchery of his country's lilting accent? Listen in and find out.

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Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil.

To celebrate our 50th episode we use a shameful excuse to watch a movie with the word gold in the title. Thank you for sticking with us for 50 whole episodes, we love you very much.

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A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes.

Season 9 is all about classic monsters and it wouldn't do to not have a spin on it for our podcast. We're focusing on the good bits of a very enjoyale movie.

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The controversial story of a lone genius who closes down the Las Vegas Strip... The goverment can't stop him. As he reunites with his dead girlfriend each night.

You've probably heard us mention Neil Breen before, we're finally getting to review one of his films for you. If you don't know anything about him then hold onto your socks because this is a wild ride of a film. Overuse of stock footage, broken laptops, flip phones and tuna cans this movie has it all.

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Natives of a small isolated town defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one.

Welcome one and all to the final episode of Season 8: The Ones That Got Away. Today we return to season 4 and big stars in bad movies for one of the biggest stars named after breakfast food since Sean Bean. Tremors is just great but today we have to focus on the bad bits. I know!!

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An elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.

Happy New Year everyone! After an extended Christmas break, Emma was ill and Dave moved house, we are back! We wish we had an enjoyable bad movie this time but we don't... it's Spawn, a mess of a movie with too much CGI and not enough story.

Apparently, there's an original movie out there that was then interfered with and became the mess we have available now. Sad times indeed. There is also a director's cut which supposedly gives the watcher a bit of a better ride, we did not watch that.

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