In Episode 26, the father-son duo set sail on the high seas to give the definitive ranking of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. From cursed treasure to krakens, sword fights to sea shanties, we break down what makes these films some of the most entertaining adventures ever put to screen.

We talk about the highs (The Curse of the Black Pearl), the lows (Dead Men Tell No Tales), and everything in between — including Jack Sparrow’s legacy, the franchise’s wild behind-the-scenes history, and whether it still deserves a future.