What’s worse than a bad fisting session? A bad fisting session with zero communication, dry-ass hands, and a top who thinks depth charging is the only move in his playbook. This week on Brolapse, I’m diving deep (but not that deep) into the biggest fisting pet peeves—straight from the mouths and holes of the piggiest sluts in the game. From tops who won’t wash their damn hands to those who call you “bossy” just for asking them to fist you right, we’re unpacking it all. And yes, I’ve got a lot of thoughts.

Silent tops, lying-ass “vers” bottoms, and lube-wasting disasters—this one’s got something for everyone. If you’ve ever had a frustrating session, you’ll relate hard to these horror stories. Plus, I’m throwing in some real talk on how to fix these mistakes and make your hole-hungry adventures even better. Don’t miss this one, and remember: Wash. Your. Fucking. Hands.