In this episode of Table Talk, the crew dives headfirst into chaos by rolling dice to build Dungeons & Dragons characters out of celebrities.

Things get unhinged fast:

• Brie Larson ends up as a human bard… with 10 charisma

• Andrew Tate is cast as a Goliath criminal paladin (yep, you read that right)

• Alexander the Great takes shape as a fighter with catastrophically bad wisdom

Along the way, the gang debates what “that’s what my character would do” really means, roast each other’s builds, and imagine what happens when this cursed party bands together. Spoiler: it looks a lot like an evil campaign.

👉 Think you can make a better celebrity D&D character? Drop your builds in the comments!