Would you take $7.5 million a year… if it meant living in a cursed house? This episode of Humor Highwire explores impossible “Would You Rather” scenarios that mix horror, comedy, and just enough math to make things dangerous.

We cover:

• Haunted houses with bizarre curses

• Moats full of flesh-eating monsters

• The “infinite money glitch” loopholes

• Choosing between teleportation, money powers, immortality, or stealing abilities

• The dark (and funny) implications of stealing someone else’s skills

Key Takeaways:

• Every “easy money” deal comes with nightmare fine print.

• Haunted mirrors might be better than flesh-eating creatures.

• Infinite money is great… until the cursed rules catch up.

• Superpowers are never as simple as they sound.