Send us a text I know we said the hiatus was over but then I got laid off We review Longlegs, which we saw in theaters and recorded immediately after. Thematically appropriately, there are dated references to movies no longer in theaters. The movie stars Nicolas Cage in his absurd makeup acting absurdly. I'm writing this summary like 8 months after we recorded, I don't really remember much of it. More overdue episodes to come!

Send us a text Yeah I know it wasn't a week and it definitely wasn't a hiatus. Thank you all for your patience, we appreciate your support and we will be recording new episodes soon! For now please enjoy our highly anticipated review of Cobwebbs (2023) that we recorded back in October.

Send us a text Carter and Ashley again struggle with deadlines this week, finally releasing the Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film - released in 2023 - chronicles a relatively minor chapter of the original Dracula lore: his journey from Romania to London. The film has received praise, comparing it to "Alien at sea"... but that's going to be a hard bar to meet. Listen to see what they think!

Send us a text We're back! After a breif hiatus due to various life changes and laptop breakings we have finally been able to edit Carters birthday episode! Carters birthday was back in August but please join use as we celebrate him with Final Destination (2000)!This movie is peak 2000's and spawned a 6 movie franchise. Listen to hear why Final Destination SUCKS!

Send us a text This week, Carter and Ashley watch Talk to Me (2022), an Austrailian horror movie about a haunted hand. Listen to hear why this movie sucks!

Send us a text Carter and Ashley cover Pearl, a 2020 prequel to the 2020 film X. Yes, you read that right, this movie was filmed secretly during the production of the original. Despite such a silly start, can this movie match up to its predecessor, a movie which received lukewarm reviews from both Carter and Ashley?

Send us a text "We can't all die first" This week, Ashley and Carter discuss The Blackening (2022), a horror parody that had us chuckling. Listen to hear why this movie is pretty good!

Send us a text In the episode immediately following the first Insidious installment, Carter and Ashley watch the latest movie in the franchise. Directed by Patrick Wilson and equipped with a new writer, can this movie shake the B-movie chains that have held back the series since the original?

Send us a text In preparationg for Insidious Red Door, this week we covered Insidious (2010)! Listen to hear Carter make Ashley think and to hear why this episode sucks!

Send us a text In our first (and due to recording issues, our only) episode of Pride month, Carter and Ashley review Bodies Bodies Bodies, a relatively recent movie which stars Pete Davidson. The movie was produced by A24, which has a stronger track record than most studios. Listen to see if the movie lives up to its hype, or if it's just cashing in on Pete Davidson's fame.

Send us a text This week Ashley and special guest and friend of the pod Ian cover Dead Silent! What's better than a movie about puppets? A movie about haunted puppets! Listen to hear why this movie sucks!

Send us a text Today, Carter and guest star Ian review the historic FeardotCom... .com. Yes, you read that correctly, the movie is titled feardotcom, and they were unable to obtain the rights to fear.com. Thus, they were forced to use feardotcom.com. The movie gets even worse from there. Listen to hear why this movie is one of the worst we've ever reviewed. Check us out at horrorsucks.com Thanks for listening!

Send us a text This week, Ashley and Carter watch Candyman, the 2022 horror remake. We know that this movie covers some sensitive topics, and we do our best to be mindful. Listen to hear why this movie doesn't suck. Thanks for listening!

Send us a text Recorded during the midst of Dracula Daily, shortly after completing their own movie for the 48 hour film challenge, Carter and Ashley discuss the newly released Renfield (2023). In a modern take on two classic characters, Renfield is Dracula's familiar, and has come to realize their relationship is toxic. Despite performances by Nic Cage and Nicholas Hoult, the film struggled in the box office. Listen to hear if we disagree, or if it deserved to fail. Check us out at ho...

Send us a text This week Carter and Ashley follow Beau on his incredible journey to get back to him moms house in Beau is Afraid (2023). Listen to hear why Ari Aster's lastest release sucks!

Send us a text In this episode (recorded several weeks ago), Carter and Ashley interview Nika, longtime listener and friend and longtime foe of horror movies. Nika elects to watch Coraline, a movie that has been famous for traumatizing unsuspecting kids. Carter and Ashley both missed out when they were younger, will they be scared to watch it now? Check us out at horrorsucks.com Thanks for listening!

Send us a text This weeks episode is the hulu original Sick, which is very fitting as Ashley had just finished quarantining after being exposed to Covid. Listen to hear why this movie is insensitive and sucks! Check us out at horrorsucks.com Thanks for listening!

Send us a text This week Ashley and Carter revisit one of their favorite franchises for the new movie Evil Dead Rise (2023). While this isn't the first Evil Dead movie to not take place at a cabin in the woods, it's lacks in comparison. Listen to hear why Evil Dead Rise sucks! Check us out at horrorsuck.com If you like what you hear, leave a rating and a review! Thanks for listening!

Send us a text For a very special episode, Carter brings in recurring guest Ian to replace a temporarily unavailable Ashley. As Carter and Ian's first solo episode, they decided to watch The Bye Bye Man, the film that first sparked their interest in bad horror. The film is centered around the Bye Bye Man, a creature so cursed that if you know the name, he'll come and kill you. You better not think it, and you better not say it. This film is the champagne of shitty horror, and Ian and Carter w...

Send us a text In the second of two guest episodes, Carter and friend of the podcast Janel review an unusual submission: not just Scooby Doo, but a Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover. The movie came out in 2021, and ran at a whopping 78 minutes. Despite this, your hosts plan to tell you everything wrong about this movie, and conclude whether or not it counts as horror. horrorsucks.com @horrorsuckspodcast