🎬 Knife in the Dark | FNAF Movie Roast: Joey, Bobby & Horror Geek Dungeon Rip Apart Five Nights at Freddy’s 🔪🤖
THEY WENT IN EXPECTING HORROR… THEY LEFT WITH RAGE.
This week, Joey and Bobby team up with special guest Horror Geek Dungeon to eviscerate the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie—a film so bafflingly bad, it made them question if the animatronics were the only soulless things on screen.
🔥 The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly: Okay, mostly just The Bad & The Ugly. They break down the film’s catastrophic pacing, wasted lore, and jump scares that couldn’t frighten a toddler.
🔥 "This Script Was Written by a Haunted Word Randomizer": The gang roasts the nonsensical plot twists, cringe dialogue, and that bizarre third act.
🔥 Horror Geek Dungeon Drops the Hammer: As a diehard FNAF fan, their disappointment is palpable—prepare for rants about wasted potential and studio cowardice.
🔥 Joey’s Unhinged Theory: What if this movie was actually a secret experiment in audience suffering?
🔥 Bobby’s Final Verdict: "This isn’t a horror movie… it’s a corporate tax write-off."
What They WISHED the Movie Did (Spoiler: Literally anything else.)
The One Redeeming Scene (And why it wasn’t enough.)
Would They Survive Five Nights? (Joey: "I’d let Freddy kill me to escape this film.")
🎧 Listen If You Can Stomach the Cringe.
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