Okay. You're probably wondering. Why can't we stop talking about poop??? And the truth is...we both have anal (jk we're saving that for our husbands!) This week on the pod, as a way of introducing themselves to the exorbitant amount of new listeners (five thou at least), John Anthony and Andrea share some of the pivotal sexual experiences that shaped them. A bacchic sparty in Budapest. A first kiss in London with tingling effects. Ross and Rachel. Axel and Roxas. Your horny hosts chat all things egg donation, simping for the wrong guys, and escaping the toxicity of "will they won't they" relationships. Is it healthy to have three husbands? Is it acceptable to kiss before brushing your teeth?? Is it possible to become famous without selling out??? Wouldn't you like to know.

P.S. please ignore our outsized reactions to the phantom leaf blowing sounds that you absolutely cannot hear.