💘 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! 💘

We all know this day is a scam made up by card companies and capitalist overlords, but it’s also a day to celebrate love, lust and our most lavicious of horror crushes. I asked members of the horror and film community to call in to my Valentine’s Day hotline and confess their crushes: with the caveat that I wanted them creepy, weird and very problematic. And what kind of host would I be if I didn't include a few of my own very questionable fancies?

IMMEASURABLE THANKS TO THE CALLERS BOTH ANONYMOUS AND NAMED, YOU BEAUTIFUL HORNY FREAKS MAKE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING:

Kinell @Colak
Zoe Rose Smith @ZoboWithAShotgun
Mike Leitch @autistichorror
Rebecca McCallum @PendlePumpkin
Kat Hughes @gizmoshikari
Mal Jutley @maljutley
Cass Clarke @cass__clark
Liz Bishop @athomewithhorror
Austin Torres @wouldyoudieshow
Rebecca Sayce @blsaycewrites
Andy Connor @WhereIsKnowhere
Grace Britten @film_overload_
Iona Smith @Fall_Out_Iona
Andrew Jara @jarafilms
Clare Wright @sundayyscaries
LT @queerdem0n
Vannah Taylor @thehorrorhellion
Vincent Gaine @DrGaine
MX Bel Morrigan @MxBelMorrigan
Jenna Jarvis @JJnaedrums
Jessie Martinez @softxdeath
Ryan Scott @RyanScottWrites
Bry @peppermint_te3
John Patterson @AstroSlop
Dame Sash @cinematic_villainy
J.M. Brandt @mrjmbrandt
Tori Potenza @theneonbanshee
Andy CT @AndyCTWrites
Ygraine Hackett-Cantabrana @what_scream
Alice Boyd-Leslie @aboydleslie
Alice Taylor-Matthews @AliceTaylorM
Caitlyn Downs @ScaredSheepless
Chandler Bullock @_Shockaholic
Blayne Waterloo @somehaginblack
Niels Hárpøth @NielsHarpoth
Joe Higgins @Head_Haunter_
Christina Brennan @cmbrennan_
Brett Petersel @Brett