It's rare that I can say that a sim is a quick listen, but when virtual Navy comes into town, the clock bleeds at a glorious pace. Unrelated, my eyes may have also bled at the same pace by watching...well, whatever this was.

It was a sim. It was a Navy game. It felt dirty even though it was a good result.

Perhaps the sim found a way to capture Catholic guilt in video game form. We'll never know the sim's ways, but we will enjoy it while it lasts.

After all, we've hit the last month of the regular season and these little events will be coming to an end soon.