You get older, you get wiser—at least, that’s the scam they sold us. In this episode, Ryan takes a hilariously honest look at birthdays, adulthood, and the annual emotional circus of pretending we don’t care while secretly hoping everyone remembers.

It’s part reflection, part roast, with a sprinkle of psychology and just enough sarcasm to sting.
Featuring unsolicited shout-outs to Jera, October babies everywhere, and she who must not be named (you know who you are).

Perfect for anyone who’s ever blown out candles and thought, “Okay, but what now?”
Grab your invisible cake, sip your coffee, and let’s toast to another trip around the sun—because apparently, that’s an achievement now.