This week on Heisenberg's Playhouse, we're cooking up some awkwardness with Blastr writer Matthew Jackson, who totally doesn't like cats and loves table-side guacamole displays. Whats on the show? A small amount of singing,some hard and fast analysis of Jesse's arson phase (the natural successor to the "Yo, bitch" phase), and host Jason Tabrys recounts what he saw on the MTV VMA Awards during Breaking Bad commercial breaks. "She's not dancing like she knows what sex is. It's some kind of performance art that they teach in divinity school!" Do you desire more? Fine, we're convinced that Hank and Marie deserve their own Cagney and Lacey-esque spinoff, we're damn certain that Hank should play Cagney (cause he's a busty chap), and we decide that Walter prefers Covergirl when he's covering up. Why do people hate Skylar White? We've got some thoughts on that as well, but all we really want to know is, why were we never told that Walt's middle name was Harpo? All that and more on HEISENBERG'S PLAYHOUSE. Heisenberg's Playhouse: We Don't Trust People with Neck Tats.