Welcome to Naughty Aughts: the platinum edition. This year Paris Hilton revealed to us that she is more than an heiress, more than a reality star, more than an IT Girl, and more than a DJ... She is also a survivor who was cycled through the ‘troubled teen industry’ at Provo Canyon school in the mid -90’s. We thought that this was a good time to set our DeLorean Flux Capacitors for the early 00s and revisit Paris’ life because it seems that the missing pink puzzle piece was finally found. We had so much to unpack that we decided to split this episode into two parts...And just like the matching pieces of your velour tracksuit, they are both equally Juicy. In part 1, Karamia tells Emily about Paris who was raised very rich, very privileged, and very blonde, splitting her time between Beverly Hills and the  Waldorf Astoria. In her rebellious teen years when she traded Cotillion for Manhattan nightclubs and high heels for combat boots, her parents had her kidnapped and sent to a behavior modification school where she was forced to stay until she turned 18. From here, she launched herself into a modeling career, being paid to party, and her future as the first reality TV star. So dye your hair platinum blonde, pull your thong out of you low-waisted jeans, grab your dog and your DIOR purse, and turn your iPod mini all the way up... you don't want to miss this one.